The perfect gift – not

You would be amazed and amused by some of the stuff that arrives in my inbox. Not just the usual Viagra offers and stock tips but entreaties to publicise all manner of wine gadgets. Things that make wine age faster are of course a favourite. But here’s a new one that will not be on my wish list. I shan’t spoil the surprise by actually publishing the picture of the gadget, but if you want to add "mirth and merriment "to your day, try clicking on the link below and enlarging the image.
 
“To The Editors,

Our company, PWM Enterprises, Inc. has a new product we would like to introduce to your readers called the French Waiter Wine Holder. 

Add mirth and merriment to your next soiree with this delightful wine holder! If you feel that the new wine holder is newsworthy, we would really appreciate a write up. If you have any questions or need anything, (high resolution images, etc), feel free to email or call me anytime. Below is a press release and photo. If you have trouble viewing the picture, click this link”