Schildknecht responds to Halliday's lecture

Our most prolific and eloquent contributor to your turn has specifically requested that the following be given the dignity of its own heading and I can think of no better place for this riposte in the First Australo-American War. Before reading this, please be sure to read Halliday sticks the boot in.

Been Down Under so long it looks like Up to you?

While it might appear unseemly for me to be seen rushing to the defence of my friends Messieurs Parker and Kramer in the wake of James Halliday's scathing critique – not least now that I write...