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通过某种小小的奇迹,我设法找到了那辆四个轮子都能正常运转的购物车。我对购物车任性之神的祈祷得到了回应。我骄傲地推着它穿过新鲜蔬菜区(单身汉在摸索牛油果),经过肉类和鱼类区(情侣们凝视着一小块30天熟成的牛排),进入乳制品区。然后我开始数它们。切达奶酪。
是的,我就是那种人。
大约25种。有些只标注了强度等级,仿佛风味无关紧要。或者也许是理所当然的?毕竟我们都知道它是什么味道。4级和6级似乎很受欢迎(分别是成熟、特别成熟)。没有5级,我隐约想知道那会是什么意思:"更成熟"、"更加成熟"?还有几块3级——中等——几块2级(温和),然后一头扎进低脂切片和预磨碎的东西。我没看到任何1级。也许它们和黄油放在一起。或者人造黄油。隔壁是一串品牌:朝圣者 (Pilgrims)、大教堂...
